Post by Consigliere on Apr 10, 2016 16:41:33 GMT 3
This alliance has two goals:
1. Socialize and have fun -- lots of goddamn fun
2. Take over the world!!!! (as long as Goal #1 is being accomplished)
We intend to poke fun at ourselves and others. We intend to have a good time whether our rank is #1 or #100. We intend to....zzZZZZZzzzzz *erk* get our meds checked regularly!
We use circulars like crazy in here. Only fans of social chatter need apply.
Founder: baz (retired)
Leader: battleaxe
If you need assistance filling out this form, talk to the nurse on duty. We'll be in back playing Euchre or BINGO.
Requirements - you must meet 3 of the 4:
1) You are old. And cantankerous.
2) You have a job or you're retired from one. Not the paper-hat-wearing, name-badge kind, either.
3) You are in the top 100 ranked accounts.
4) You own a brothel and your girls will do whatever we want whenever we want for free.
Automatic get-in-free cards, even if you don't meet the requirements above:
1) You are a female whose father owns a liquor store
2) You are a friend recommended by someone inside OPKA and all of OPKA agrees to it.
"God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference." - baz
1. Socialize and have fun -- lots of goddamn fun
2. Take over the world!!!! (as long as Goal #1 is being accomplished)
We intend to poke fun at ourselves and others. We intend to have a good time whether our rank is #1 or #100. We intend to....zzZZZZZzzzzz *erk* get our meds checked regularly!
We use circulars like crazy in here. Only fans of social chatter need apply.
Founder: baz (retired)
Leader: battleaxe
If you need assistance filling out this form, talk to the nurse on duty. We'll be in back playing Euchre or BINGO.
Requirements - you must meet 3 of the 4:
1) You are old. And cantankerous.
2) You have a job or you're retired from one. Not the paper-hat-wearing, name-badge kind, either.
3) You are in the top 100 ranked accounts.
4) You own a brothel and your girls will do whatever we want whenever we want for free.
Automatic get-in-free cards, even if you don't meet the requirements above:
1) You are a female whose father owns a liquor store
2) You are a friend recommended by someone inside OPKA and all of OPKA agrees to it.
"God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference." - baz
